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The Darwin Awards - Cow-ard

March 11, 2008 | By PA Pundits |

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The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of
the human genome by honoring those who
accidentally remove themselves from it…

Cow-ard

2007 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin

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(19 April 2007, Phnom Penh, Cambodia) Unwanted amorous advances on a heifer resulted in a man’s death at the hooves of the violated bovine. Sounds of a scuffle culminated in the discovery of his naked body lying beneath the frightened family cow. Injuries to his head and genital area were consistent with being kicked to death. Why did he do it?

The man’s divorce had become final a mere 10 days prior to his fateful final fling. In the divorce, and also a previous divorce, his ex-wives cited his insatiable desire as the cause of the dissolution.

Police concluded that the man died in a rape gone wrong. They do not plan to take action against the cow, which appeared to have been acting in self-defense.

Original Submission.
Darwin says, “Hesitantly accepted into the archive. Too common?”

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Submitted by: Paolo
Reference: www.iol.co.za, Sapa-DPA

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