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Merry Pranksters - The Darwin Awards
May 11, 2008 | By PA Pundits |
by Ditzy Dee
Merry Pranksters
2008 Darwin Awards Nominee
Unconfirmed by Darwin
The Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.
The telephone company was replacing above-ground telephone lines with buried lines. In one sparsely populated farming area, if lines crossed a country road they would dig a trench halfway across, so rural traffic could continue through. Then they would fill in the trench, and dig a trench on the other side.One morning, local farmers called the sheriff to report a smashed-up pickup. Inside were two ranch hands who were last seen the previous night, heading home after last call. You see…
On their way to the bars, the men had decided to play a prank. They stopped their pickup, and moved the flashing warning signs from the trenched side to the good side of the country road. Crime scene analysis later confirmed that they were the culprits who moved the flashing stands. Investigations also revealed that at the time of the accident, they were driving at an excessive speed with an impressive amount of alcohol in their systems.
No crime scene
analysis is capable of determining whether the ranch hands forgot their prank, or chose to see what would happen if they hit that trench at a high rate of speed in the middle of the night.
No good prank goes unpunished.
Read here > Merry Pranksters
Dee
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Filed Under: Ditzy Dee, Humor, PA Pundits
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