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How Many Chickens?

There was this guy from Arkansas named Jethro walking down the road one day when he noticed his friend across the road carrying a bag.

Jethro : “Hey Billy Joe what you got in that bag?”

Billy Joe: “Got me some chickens.”

Jethro : “Chickens! I sure would like chickens. How ’bout this: if I guess how many chickens you got in that thar bag you give me one…”

Billy Joe: “Sheeeeiiit, Jethro, if you guess how many chickens I got in this bag I’ll give you BOTH of ‘em!”

Jethro : “Okay… Uhhh… Five?”

Billy Joe: “Nope!”

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