Denver - On the 45th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s historic “I Have a Dream” speech, last night Barack Hussein Obama accepted his party’s nomination for President of the United States.

My sources tell me Hussein drew heavily upon King’s speech, among other things, substituting “I have been to the mountaintop” with “I have been to the Rocky Mountains.”

Probably the most dramatic moment of the evening will be a four minute video introduction to be shown on the stadium’s giant screens. This multi-million dollar Steven Spielberg production depicts Obama as a slave working on a plantation owned by a cruel master (who very closely resembles George Bush), and his sadistic son “John Kane.” After showing Obama being horribly mistreated by his owners, he escapes the plantation, travels the underground railroad with his protector and guide (Joe Biden), and at the end is shown running for sanctuary, depicted as a large temple in Invesco Field at Mile High Stadium.

At this point Obama will make his triumphant entrance onto the temple stage clad in shackles and filthy rags. As the music hits a crescendo and “CHANGE” flashes behind him on the giant screen, Obama will raise his fists to the heavens, and with a flash of lightning, the shackles and rags will fall away leaving Barack Hussein poised in a spectacular red satin suit and copious amounts of bling. Martin Luther King’s voice will then boom through the massive sound system, “You are my chosen one. With you I am well pleased.” Mass fainting and uncontrolled urination should follow!

This is either going to look like a well-tanned Jesus with gigantic ears arriving to save us, or the Antichrist himself. Stay tuned!

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