- Satire

LAS VEGAS (SR) - Nevada authorities seized records, computers, crack
pipes, and Obama campaign literature from the Las Vegas office of the
Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, also called
ACORN. This organization tries to get low-income people to vote.

Bob Walsh, spokesman for the Nevada secretary of state’s offices
said the raid was prompted by ongoing complaints about “erroneous”
registration information being submitted by ACORN. ”They submitted over
a thousand registrations alone for some guy named “Hairy Read,” said
Walsh.

The raid is the latest of at least nine investigations into possible
fraudulent voter registration forms submitted by ACORN — the probes
have involved ACORN workers in Wisconsin, New Mexico, Indiana and other
states.

Bertha Lewis, interim chief organizer for ACORN, released a
statement saying the group has for months been turning over any
suspicious registration information to elections officials. “We turn
over all Republican registrations because everyone knows poor people
don’t vote Republican. We are very careful not to accept registrations
we know are false.” said Lewis.

ACORN

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